It could take a long time // to heal this…
Kiss me under the light of a thousand stars // Place your head on my beating heart…
Tell me when it kicks in // All the voices in my mind // Calling out across the line…
We keep this love in a photograph // We make these memories for ourselves…
if you stare long enough the word shark looks like a shark
the road to success is under construction
if we got all the cats in the world to meow at exactly the same time how loud would it be
Well the average cat meow is like 65/75dB (above speaking volume but below shouting) and there are about 2bn cats in the world, so, by that math, 130-150bn dB. Which is about 100 million jets taking off at once.
everyone says they want a fairytale wedding but when i show up and curse their firstborn suddenly i’m the jerk
I just want to point out one thing here: When was the last time the girl kissed the boy in a teen romance? Ever? Has it happened ever? I seriously think it might not have happened ever.
the donkey fucked the dragon
I just want to point out one thing here: When was the last time the donkey fucked the dragon in a teen romance? Ever? Has it happened ever? I seriously think it might not have happened ever.
I can’t stop laughing at this.
things you should totes not view as positive portrayals of love/romance:
- the great gatsby
- romeo & juliet
- the phantom of the opera
thank you and good night
i hı̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̨ate when there’s something on your screen
if santas reindeer lost the ability to fly while still in the sky it would literally rain deer
you’re such a b**** (bagel)