I'm Tess and I really like puns.




Ed Sheeran - Runaway
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Runaway
Ed Sheeran

It could take a long time // to heal this…

Ed Sheeran - Thinking Out Loud
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Thinking Out Loud
Ed Sheeran

Kiss me under the light of a thousand stars // Place your head on my beating heart…

Ed Sheeran - Bloodstream
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Bloodstream
Ed Sheeran

Tell me when it kicks in // All the voices in my mind // Calling out across the line…

Ed Sheeran - Photograph
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Photograph
Ed Sheeran

We keep this love in a photograph // We make these memories for ourselves…

dutchster:

if you stare long enough the word shark looks like a shark

stressingly:

the road to success is under construction

booknutty:

solemn-things:

booknutty:

if we got all the cats in the world to meow at exactly the same time how loud would it be

Well the average cat meow is like 65/75dB (above speaking volume but below shouting) and there are about 2bn cats in the world, so, by that math, 130-150bn dB. Which is about 100 million jets taking off at once.

catastrophically loud 

la-meilleure-amie:

everyone says they want a fairytale wedding but when i show up and curse their firstborn suddenly i’m the jerk

edwardspoonhands:

gill-ia:

postllimit:

qrieves:

I just want to point out one thing here: When was the last time the girl kissed the boy in a teen romance? Ever? Has it happened ever? I seriously think it might not have happened ever.

the donkey fucked the dragon

I just want to point out one thing here: When was the last time the donkey fucked the dragon in a teen romance? Ever? Has it happened ever? I seriously think it might not have happened ever.

I can’t stop laughing at this.

edwardspoonhands:

gill-ia:

postllimit:

qrieves:

I just want to point out one thing here: When was the last time the girl kissed the boy in a teen romance? Ever? Has it happened ever? I seriously think it might not have happened ever.

the donkey fucked the dragon

I just want to point out one thing here: When was the last time the donkey fucked the dragon in a teen romance? Ever? Has it happened ever? I seriously think it might not have happened ever.

I can’t stop laughing at this.

define-werewolf:

things you should totes not view as positive portrayals of love/romance:

  • the great gatsby
  • romeo & juliet
  • the phantom of the opera

thank you and good night

also

  • the bee movie

richarcl:

i hı̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̨ate when there’s something on your screen

rneerkat:

if santas reindeer lost the ability to fly while still in the sky it would literally rain deer

whyamisospooky:

you’re such a b**** (bagel)

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